oh Dan.

BUT THIS SONG I MEAN IT JUST GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS AND I'M WATCHING LP @SAO PAOLO BUT THIS IS ITUNES BUT WHO CARES!

Author: aimmyarrowshigh
Fandom: One Direction/Union J
Story Title: "Genesis"
Summary: So to the Alpha Man came God’s hand, and in His protection the Alpha Man fell into a deep sleep. The Lord God cradled him as He took one of the Alpha Man’s rib bones and closed its place with the dust of stars and the salt of the sea. He fashioned from the Alpha Man’s rib bone a second in His image, hollow but for love for God and love for the Alpha Man, and that was the omega man. When his eyes opened for the first time the Lord God blew dust from the Earth into his sight and blinded him but to love for God and love for the Alpha Man and He did tether them with dust and salt as sat in the Alpha Man’s wound.

George doesn’t believe in all that catechism anymore, but in the grand scheme of things, and in Clevedon, it doesn’t matter much.

This is a really plotty, meta, metaphorical, semi-dystopian-but-following-X-Factor-timeline-and-with-a-happy-ending, crackships-ahoy Alpha/beta/omega fic. Alpha!Harry/omega!George.

Main Character/Relationship: Harry Styles/George Shelley
Other mentioned pairings: Josh/JJ, Jaymi/Olly; short scenes of George/Parisa, George/Caroline; mentions of Harry/Louis, Harry/Caroline, Zayn/Perrie, Louis/others, Rylan/James, Nick Grimshaw/others. Typical for me, a lot of side pairings and past!pairings and vaguely-mentioned-sometimes pairings.
Rating: NC-17/M
Overall Warnings: Explicit sexual content (slash and het); use of sex toys; graphic sexual dialogue. Knotting. Some mpreg kink/dialogue. A lot of come. Just, like, a lot of it. Ham-fisted metaphors.
Chapter Warnings: Sexual content (slash [some frottage, mentions of sex]); graphic sexual dialogue.
Chapter/Story Wordcount: 10,050/150,000
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. No claim of knowledge or veracity is made towards anyone in the story and no aspersions or claims of character are to be inferred. We have no connection nor permissions from One Direction, X-Factor, Crown Management, RCA, Sony, ITV, or AlphaDog Management, OR SyCo Inc., Columbia Records, or any other affiliated parties. No libel intended.

Also available on AO3.

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It's to the vet with Olive later today. For the past 48 hours, she's been suddenly, ceaselessly incontinent. We've been voiding her bladder like normal, and still, she's dribbling constantly. The last time this happened, it was a UTI, though I assume it could also be a change in her neurological status.

She's not very happy about being confined to her kitty condo until we leave, however, and is letting everyone know it. Loudly. Good lord, cat, please cry yourself to sleep.

ETA: Yup, just a UTI. She's on meds and a helluva lot of catnip.

Everyone at our vet's office (Pikesville Animal Hospital, best vets EVER) fell in love with her "squishy face," even after she peed everywhere. So that's good!

just refell in love with this tonight

I used to write terrible books all the time.

I've talked about this before, my terribleness. I have even posted some of my terribleness on the internet. By the time I went to college, I had over thirty manuscripts in various stages of finishedness laying around my house and ancient computers and word processors.

Terrible manuscripts.

I wrote novels about talking dogs, missing unicorns, IRA men with hearts of gold, enchanters with hearts of gold, missing dogs, missing IRA men, kids in suburbia who were secretly kings and queens, fairies who were secretly kids in suburbia, missing kids and fairies in suburbia . . .

Terrible. They were all terrible.

But like I said. I've talked about all of this before. I wrote a lot of terrible books. Today, however, in honor of Entertainment Weekly sharing the prologue of The Dream Thieves, I am going to share with you a very particular terrible book from my teens.

The Dream Thieves.

Well, it wasn't called that, back then. It was called The Llewellyn Society. And Gansey was an old man. And Ronan was named Sean. And Noah was named Adam. But it was the same. Mostly. Sort of. Except that I wrote this version longhand. Oh, and it was terrible.



Here are some more terrible bits that sort of stayed the same in the real version, only I made them less terrible.





And a typed version from a few months later:



And like I said. Here is the prologue of the real version, and an interview, over at Entertainment Weekly.

I hope you find it not terrible.

(And as a reminder, you can pre-order a signed and painted in version of it over at Fountain Bookstore)

(and here is what I am painting in each of them:
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WARNING: Enter this post at your own risk.

Want to discuss anything you've heard about season 15 or other cast news? Please feel free to do so as a comment to this post.

Unless something terribly drastic happens, we'll be back in the fall!

If anyone wants to talk about the season finale, 14.24 Her Negotiation, please feel free to do so as a comment to this post.

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ALL fics are in the process of being moved to AO3, but I'm going alphabetically down my masterlist, so it's taking a little while. :) Yes, Sheylinson and MYEYNL will also be posted to AO3. Genesis' current three chapters are already crossposted and all future chapters will be posted both here and AO3 concurrently.

http://archiveofourown.org/users/aimmyarrowshigh/pseuds/aimmyarrowshigh

Enjoy, I hope.

I uploaded pretty close to 200 pieces. Mostly wings (new glitter colors!), but also some labradorite, Golden Lotuses, Colorburst earrings, and more color-drenched metal.

I made myself chocolate pudding. I am going to eat it now. Because yes.

www.sihayadesigns.com

Poll #1914572 Should I Give In And Start Crossposting Things to AO3
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Should I Give In And Start Crossposting Things to AO3?

So basically this can be a "you scratch my back, I scratch yours thing.

I'll write you whatever fic that you want (within reason), at least 1,500 words of it, if you make me something. Can be fanfic or fanvideo or fanart. Anything?? (I'd prefer fic though.)

I'm just really desperate and want things ok.

TOO SOON! TOOOO SOOON!



HERE HAVE LOUIS LOOKING ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS IN VERONA

TOTALLY NSFW OR CHILDREN BUT ITS BRILLIANT! like tarantion did a song clip

Biting Elbows - 'Bad Motherfucker' Official Music Video from Ilya Naishuller on Vimeo.

EEEEEEE!!!! THEIR FACES WHEN THE AUDIENCE STARTS SINGIN THE WORDS TO THEIR SONG I JUST WANT TO CURL UP IN ALL THE FANGIRL FEELS AND DIIIIIEEEEE

Seriously sucks being in another hemisphere when the lads are celebrating ten years together with an amazing concert and no way i could get there. You better film it!!!

yeah. this is becoming a weekly event isn't it?

LEEYUM JAMES PAYNE PICSPAM AHEAD

or the football!au and OMG HE IS DIVING AND HIS BODY IS PERFECT I DONT EVEN KNOW IF ITS NEAR OR ON A BOAT OR A DOCK I JUST CANT STOP STARING AT THE GOODS

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